These are fun.

  1. I am lighter than a feather, yet no man can hold me for very long. What am I?
  2. Three guys run into a bar, the fourth man ducks. Why does he duck?
  3. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
  4. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
  5. All of the animals go to a meeting for the Lion King. One animal doesnt show up. Which animal doesn't come?
  6. You come to a river that aligators live in. There is no boat, raft, bridge, nor material to make them. How do you get accross?
  7. A fifteen foot rope is tied to a horse. The horse is 25 feet from a stack of hay. How can the horse get to the hay?
  8. From what number can you take half and leave nothing?
  9. How can you drop an egg 3 feet without breaking it?
  10. How can you make a fire with only one stick?
  11. How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?
  12. Can giraffes have babies?
  13. What has four wheels and flies?
  14. Feed me and I live, give me something to drink and I'll die. What am I?
  15. What has eyes but cannot see?
  16. When is a door not a door?