1. A man walks into a pub and simply orders a water. The bar tender simply looks at the man, grabs a shotgun, and points it at the man's face. The man says, "Thank you," gets up, and walks out of the pub. Why did they behave this way?
  2. In your drawer, you have 26 white socks and 34 black socks. If you are blindfolded, how many socks must you draw before you can be sure to have a matching pair?
  3. What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up?
  4. A man wants to enter an exclusive club, but he doesn't know the password. Another man walks to the door and the doorman says 12, the man says 6, and is let in. Another man walks up and the doorman says 6, the man says 3, and is let in. Thinking he had heard enough, he walks up to the door and the doorman says 10, he says 5, and he isn't let in. What should he have said?
  5. Do you say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and five are thirteen"?
  6. How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
  7. What asks no questions but demands an answer?
  8. What belongs to you, but it is used more by others?
  9. What can you break without touching it?
  10. What cap is never removed?
  11. What runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps?
  12. I am always number 1, I bear nothing to show it; I am stronger than the rest, to play you have to know it; Unlike all of the royalty, I do not have a face; There is no crown attop my head. What am I?
  13. Why is it impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
  14. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, then what does it become?
  15. What looks like half an apple?
  16. A white horse jumps over a tower and lands on a priest, who immediately disappears from the landscape. Where did this take place?
  17. "The beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place." What is it?
  18. No sooner spoken, then broken. What is it?
  19. Break me and I'll not stop working. If you can touch me, my work is done. If you lose me, you must find me with a ring soon after. What am I?
  20. Where may you find roads without cars, forests without trees, and cities without houses?
  21. I have a hundred legs but cannot stand, a long neck but no head; I eat the maid's life. What am I?
  22. Cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind the stars and beneath the hills. Ends life and kills laughter. What is it?
  23. This thing runs but cannot walk, sometimes sings, but never talks. Lacks arms, has hands; lacks a head but has a face. What is it?
  24. What builds up castles, tears down mountains, makes some blind, helps others to see?
  25. What lives in winter, dies, in summer, and grows with its roots upward?
  26. Man walks under, man walks over, in times of war he burns asunder?
  27. In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it?
  28. Walk over the living, they don't even mumble; walk over the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?
  29. I am emeralds and diamonds, lost by the moon. I am found by the sun and picked up soon. What am I?